Saturday, August 25, 2007

What I have learned from canadian cable

My little story takes place in a tropical villa, i fell in love with a flavor, yes it was vanilla. Mini wheats wheats wheats I wanted vanilla for so long mini wheats wheats wheats i wanted fibre for so long, vanilla flavor mixed with wheat, put them together what a treat, vanilla flavor mixed with wheat, put them together good to eat.

Tastes so good good good.


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, take a look at my post before on second city. You'll get it. Its rote. I can sing it in perfect pitch. Notice how it immediately annoys ? Thats perfect advertising. Its in the league of how i know the model answer to the workings of magnetising a nail, the lymphatic system, the formation of an oxbow lake and a verbatim speech incorporating bohemian rhapsody and stairway to heaven. If the advertiser meant for me to memorise that annoying cloying vanilla-coated song, he was successful. As for actually eating mini wheats, lets say i give a wide berth to every cereal section of any breakfast buffet . Spicht.

Oh yes, boybands are back. The white rapper is a reality tv program and apparently everyone can be a chef, or interior designer. If it weren't for my favorite, the disclaimers on EVERY program [This program contains coarse language, scenes of nudity, sexuality and violence and is meant for a mature audience. Viewer discretion is advised. ] I would be pretty blase. Instead I rub my hands in glee because I know its southpark coming on. Only southpark has all four you see. Ah another good one is a raid yellowjacket repellent commercial. Kills them Dead.

I shall go and read proust now.

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