Sunday, August 26, 2007

Crooklyn ?

Spike Lee's take on childhood; the weirdest plot ever with the best soundtrack. There are kids sniffing glue, a girl padding her chest with toilet paper, a white supremacist neighbour who sings stevie wonder, the hatred of black eyed peas, and a solid 10 minutes of watching kids play jump rope on the streets. Alright, I liked the street games part. I doubt anyone ben's age knows what hopscotch is, or hit-the-marble-in-the-circle-thing. Do kids these days play with marbles ?

And then the mom dies .... the dad is a musician ... someone likes the knicks. And then Hey Joe by Hendrix plays.

Very avant garde, no?

I think I prefer watching Adam Levine [Maroon5] shake his sexy jewish toosh. At least I can concentrate on ONE topic of interest.

BTW D is jewish. I just thought everyone should know. Haha. Going to afghanistan. Haaha..... oh wait, different issue. Sigh, the palestinian conflict and al qaeda, tut tut. Lalala sing on sesame street , all of them look similar, which of these are the same !!

So Spooks [BBC] is on now about biochemical threats being handled by M15 [britians version of the CIA] and how we are all heading to wordly disaster and chaos even as we deny it by voting conservative. The germans voted right, canadians voted right, the french got themselves right as well. Taiwan is sort of, not officially right, so is HK. Russia is well... right. Plus the whole of the commonwealth is historically right, and don't forget the Australians. And America is Right TOO !!!

Let us focus on the ONE topic of interest now.

Saturday, August 25, 2007

What I have learned from canadian cable

My little story takes place in a tropical villa, i fell in love with a flavor, yes it was vanilla. Mini wheats wheats wheats I wanted vanilla for so long mini wheats wheats wheats i wanted fibre for so long, vanilla flavor mixed with wheat, put them together what a treat, vanilla flavor mixed with wheat, put them together good to eat.

Tastes so good good good.


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, take a look at my post before on second city. You'll get it. Its rote. I can sing it in perfect pitch. Notice how it immediately annoys ? Thats perfect advertising. Its in the league of how i know the model answer to the workings of magnetising a nail, the lymphatic system, the formation of an oxbow lake and a verbatim speech incorporating bohemian rhapsody and stairway to heaven. If the advertiser meant for me to memorise that annoying cloying vanilla-coated song, he was successful. As for actually eating mini wheats, lets say i give a wide berth to every cereal section of any breakfast buffet . Spicht.

Oh yes, boybands are back. The white rapper is a reality tv program and apparently everyone can be a chef, or interior designer. If it weren't for my favorite, the disclaimers on EVERY program [This program contains coarse language, scenes of nudity, sexuality and violence and is meant for a mature audience. Viewer discretion is advised. ] I would be pretty blase. Instead I rub my hands in glee because I know its southpark coming on. Only southpark has all four you see. Ah another good one is a raid yellowjacket repellent commercial. Kills them Dead.

I shall go and read proust now.

Night at the Comedy Club [Facebook of Revelations]

I went out to second city today, and it was rather good.

Here is a brief sypnopsis :
Second City presents its 60th revue, Facebook Of Revelations, and it's one of the troupe's strongest in years. The sketches hit different notes, offer a great mix of physical comedy and smart writing and always end up in unpredictable places. The opening number skewers jukebox musicals, while the finale sends up technology and evangelical religion. In between are surprises about war, robots and relief pitchers.

Ok, so fine, I have had good moments in toronto. I may just be back in the future, who knows. Its a bit grubby, the cash divide is prominently displayed and real estate agents are a pox, a pox. But watching the show made it all apparent that this city is somewhat mine, a social awareness barometer, because I actually got all the jokes. Or I have been watching way too much canadian cable.

Review/Full breakdown of the cast :
The scenario: It's the sketch everybody was raving about at intermission on opening night, but it wasn't the only one that hit a sublime chord. Director Bruce Pirrie kept things fresh, throwing plenty of stylistic changeups at the audience. There was straight spoof, as in an opening number that took dead aim at We Will Rock You, called Safe Bet: The Musical, a "commercial" for a musical made up of lame plot contrivances that are really just excuses for people to sing Boomer hits like Jack and Diane and Wanna Be Starting Something.

There was mind-f---ing of various sorts, including a trippy time-loop sketch about an H.G. Wells type inventor (Annan) and a villain (Adams) with a time machine that only goes back two minutes per use.

And there was even some clever politically-tinged pathos -- as when dad Montgomery has to explain to the kids (Adams and Lauren Ash) why mommy went to Afghanistan to fight. "Why mommy go there?" -- "Because we have a moral obligation" -- "What does that mean?" -- "Nobody knows what that means!"



Yeah , so tis time to bloody leave already ! AAAAAH. One more advertisement of Vanilla coated mini wheats and I am going to afghanistan.

Wabi-Sabi

Yes , the imperfection of things makes things perfect. So D is crabby in the morning, whinges incessantly and is impossible to coax [still]. But I love him all the more for it :)

Anyway I am taking a lazy saturday break, I usually work 7 days, but its all easy today. I am going to best buy to tinker with all the new electronics out, and am going for a wee bit of shopping.

First, a good coffee and an afternoon nap.
Monday , I am expecting some colossal bit of news, and possibly I will be flying out to UK a few days after, if I don't see chun in montreal.

Turn your PC into a super TV

Well yeah thats what they say. Look out for tonnes of scams like pcshowbuzz. Its basically a program that they charge a one time fee of 30 bucks that soemhow allows you to watch satellite on your pc, much like youtube. However, hey, it sounds too good to be true and is too good to be true.

The funny thing is, I think this service should exist. Cable is basically from the same providers of your internet connection. They use the same infrasturcture for sakes ! All it takes is a bit of tinkering of the wires and I can turn my laptop into a tvbox, complete with a universal remote.

Pffff. They should just suck it in and stop thinking of it in terms of internal product competition. TV IS DEAD.

BTW , I have the ignominy of realising that my frickin namesake aka gwen stefani's song '4AM in the morning' is actually accurate, because I do get soppy in the middle of the night. And its 4AM. Someone please shoot me.

Anyway, heads up to all the cousins back home in singapore. I am sending everyone a little something within the same parcel as ben's present.

He's 9. Wow. Now its only a few years until he will be deciding things for himself and making whatever he wants to make of this world. I do hope he crawls out of the cracks, public school isnt the best enviroment. Trust me, if I can in the short future, its an international school for my boy. I already didn't get my full run with him. I wanted to chuck him into piano classes, french, german, possibly swimming, rock climbing, stick him in parlimentary debates like his ol sister.

Its time to make for the new. I am old hat now. Probably no matter what I do, he will turn out exactly the way only he wants to turn out. Its just one of my worry nights when I can't sleep. Argh. Its just this feeling like I want to protect him, and I don't know how to. The deep end? It certainly isn't comfortable, and the idea of ethics becomes a wee bit foggy.

Sigh.
Its probably time to touch home base.

Thursday, August 23, 2007

When I should be getting to sleep

Yes, it is 3AM in the morning and all I can do is plan on what I am doing later on in 6 hours or so. A trader never sleeps. We simply give the illusion that we are merely human. Its worse when I get to do some side accounting work for some clients of mine. They lie, they all lie, the lot of them. Brokers, lawyers, bankers, ceos, cfos, engineers, architects, the tax man, the working man, the secretary, teachers, the vicar, plumbers, historians, any unionised organisation, the news, the papers, fashion photographers, the people who write the ingredients on heinz baby food, chinese politicians, the rest of the other politicians, the IMF, the WTO, the mirrors at zara, your momma !

But no. We are special humans. We are psychopaths who will tear down queen and country for one thing and one thing only. Well , that one thing varies, but its within the range below

CAR----CASH----CONDO----CLUB----Curried Lamb

But anyway, I do realise its been a while since I have been home, and maybe its time. I have been having dreams again of that feeling of shiok-ness. Chicken briyani, where for art thou my heart beats? Oh to nestle in thine divine bosom that is laksa and beef noodle. Hast thou forsaken me, oh my chilli crab?

Really, I miss my mom and dad and ben, and my relatives, the places I grew up, the places I fell in love, the places I hung out and near got in trouble but didnt.

But that chilli crab, with a cool corona on the side of the kallang river, watching the planes fly by.

Sigh.

I'll be home, if only in my dreams .

Mascara, round exfoliating beads and fancy lipgloss.

Oh and lancome toner and cleanser. Plus lots of goodies.

Today I went for a veritable hen party at shoppers drug mart. It was a beauty fest and I got a bit of makeup on me. I figure I am 22 and really should be slopping some goop on my face. Plus everything was 20% off and I had freebies.

Or should I really have makeup? I think its carcinogenic for one. All that matte anti shine pearlescent stuff shouldnt be good for you. It was eternally fussy there to begin with.

This is juat to wash your face.
Step 1: pH balanced cleansing organic gel containing antioxidant
Step 2: 2-size rounded microdermabrasion granules exfoliating scrub
Step 3: Anti aging, anti sag ultra lift light purifying serum
Step 4: Vitamin enriched toner , non oil based and non sticky

Firstly, I have been doing fine with just soap. Albeit expensive soap, but generally I watch my diet and water intake when my skin looks bad. Piling a chemical coleslaw doesn't really give me peace of mind, even if its expensive.

Worrying about under-eye marks and visible pores would make anyone self concious. I dont know whether I should be in the proud party of people who simply don't need makeup and never will need any makeup, or figure I am just being a pseudo hippie. I could be in denial. Or maybe absolutely right. Maybe I should mind how I look, and makeup is a socially acceptable thing to use. But isn't it deception? Giving your bedmate a perception that you have a healthy baby-bearing glow, instead of the yellow pallor that is city slicker ? Isn't makeup just part of the beauty industry of which pays more to its marketing than to actual cost of raw 'ylang ylang jojoba organic grass etc' that its things are suposedly made of ? The cosmetics industry spends 3000% more on marketing that its r&d ! But.... I do look good under those lights at the makeup counter. Funny how I never get the same effect at home.

I just bought the mascara and lipgloss cause the bottles were pretty. IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A PRINCESS, OK ?


Sunday, August 19, 2007

Pics :)

Here are some flattering pictures of D, obviously I take the time to get some good ones. I bring up the old vidal sassoon slogan : If you don't look good, we don't look good. Likewise, I can be a hag, just as long as I have a looker for a fiance, I am just going to be fine in sg.

Boating in Lake Ontario :)


Lounging at the penthouse on 50 John [Love the location, hate the dsl speeds]

Dzilla [We're standing at an oversized plaster cast of niagara, my folks and I actually took a picture there in december]

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Firewalls, ISPs, Socks, Proxies and Ports

My computer has a DUI charge for MSN, so please contact me through my email. Seriously, I have spent my entire free afternoon trying to bypass the fortiguard that the retarded management has put on this building. Its essentially something that stops everything that I need. For example, torrents and msn. Youtube, chun's blog, and bbc are all inaccessible.

Frickin great. The upside is that now I am versed in net geek lingo.

And of course, I cannot talk to D because I have no msn. Its been 4 days and it feels like a month. I am trying my best to be incredibly cheery considering the stockmarket forecast , and the past two weeks, is well, as upbeat as the aftermath of 9/11. The goverments of the world are dumping gold reserves into the markets. I am not happy.

Interesting things a-happening the last two days though. I moved out of 50 John [the rosemont suites] to 200 victoria [pantages hotel] because I simply missed D too much and being in the room alone wasn't helping. However, on the second day of my stay, in the middle of my tea, a man walks into my room with the keys in his hand.

SO. I whip out my contract. AND. He whips out his.

Considering the percentage of time I am buff in private per day, it was fortituous that I was actually fully clothed [the hotel was next to the eaton center. heh heh] . In the end we found out the owner had pre-booked him for the room that his agent had released to me. So i end up moving back into the old place because ironically, i prefer it to the hotel. Also because I spewed venom at the agent and got 150 bucks back. That took two days of collaborating , because well, principle. I decided to give the room up for 50 John, resulting in him paying for my extension and I for his hotel room. Fair is fair.

Towards the mystery man, he is literally this dude here : Turialai Wafa . So now I have a job offer in Afghanistan , in Kandahar.

Interesting. Interesting indeed. I wonder if D would like to live in Afghanistan.

An Afghan follows his heart
GRAEME SMITH Globe and Mail (Canada) January 2, 2007
Most young men in Afghanistan can only dream of Turialai Wafa's lifestyle. He survived the collapse of his society, saw stinking corpses in the streets, and got away. About to turn 35, he has a comfortable life in North America: a high-flying job based in Washington and an apartment in Toronto.

Nothing can force him to return to Afghanistan. His business degree, his status as a permanent resident of Canada and his flawless English leave him free to work almost anywhere.

At least, that's what his friends keep telling him, just before they repeat the question Mr. Wafa has heard many times in recent months: Why throw himself back into Afghanistan?

"One friend told me, 'Okay, you want a medal? I'll buy you a medal, but please, don't go back,' " Mr. Wafa said.

But as he prepares to leave his job as an information officer at the World Bank and take a new role as a senior official in Kandahar's provincial government, Mr. Wafa seems almost impatient for the challenge.

Starting January, he will assume two difficult roles. As the chief administrative officer for Kandahar province, Mr. Wafa will lead a shakeup of the stuffy, bureaucratic administrative systems that make Kandahar's government notorious for corruption and inefficiency. At the same time, he will be responsible for co-ordinating the foreign assistance that so often gets wasted when good intentions crash into the reality of Kandahar.

He comes with the kind of credentials that Westerners respect, having spent more than a decade working for the United Nations Development Program and the World Bank. His authority among Afghans, however, will probably depend more on his political connections, and the fact that he's a cousin of the governor, Asadullah Khalid.

Another thing that will be essential for his success in Kandahar, he said, is strong support from Canada.

"I can understand why most people in Canada feel as though they're blindly following the United States into war in Afghanistan," he said on the phone from Washington. "It's their right to interpret the situation like that.

"But this is only looking at the surface of the water, and it's not even the true picture of the surface."

The only honest argument in favour of removing Canada's troops, or reducing their role, is that Canadians can't stomach the casualties, Mr. Wafa said. The other argument, that the foreign troops' presence isn't helpful, only serves to conveniently obscure the likely consequence of a pullout: If the foreign troops leave, the country would fall into bloody chaos.

The conflict in Afghanistan could again become a "forgotten war."

"The whole nation will become the hostage of a bunch of people with designs to use the land as a perfect breeding ground for very evil and terrorist activities."

He continued: "We need the help. If the Canadians pulled out, it would be such a heartbreaker. All the blood, all the effort would be for nothing. It is all about the justification of casualties as opposed to the cause and morality of the whole campaign."

The idea of Afghanistan falling apart isn't an abstract fear for a man who already watched it happen. Born on a cold winter day in January, 1972, Mr. Wafa was raised in an educated middle-class family, and did part of his schooling in India, where his father served as a diplomat.

The city of Kabul that he knew as a teenager is hard to imagine today, a cosmopolitan centre where thousands of students flocked to the private English school he and his two brothers founded.

"When I was going to Kabul University, a skirt or a miniskirt was pretty much normal clothing for the girls," he said. "It was an open society.

"That was something we took for granted. And out of the blue, the whole thing stopped."

What Mr. Wafa calls the "dark ages" of his country started with the overthrow of president Mohammad Najibullah in 1992, as the government was swallowed by the rising disorder that followed the withdrawal of Soviet forces and the neglect by the rest of the world.

His home in Kabul ended up on the front line between warring factions, and the family of six fled to Pakistan with only $100 in their pockets.

"That was the first time I saw dead bodies piled on top of each other, used as trenches, and dogs eating the corpses," Mr. Wafa said.

The brothers re-established their language school, first in Peshawar and then Islamabad, and Mr. Wafa soon got his first job at a United Nations office as a computer specialist.

He started making visits back into Afghanistan, forced by the Taliban regime to apply for a visa for his own country as he travelled on a UN laissez-passer permit.

Mr. Wafa said he set up Afghanistan's first Internet connection in 1999, trying to hide a four-metre satellite antenna in the backyard of a UNDP compound so that the Taliban wouldn't find it suspicious.

At one point, he said, the Taliban declared they would allow the UN to keep its computers, but they would seize and destroy the "televisions" that sat atop the computers, not realizing that the monitors were required.

"You can't imagine the level of ignorance and stupidity we endured," he said.

Despite years of fighting the ignorance and barbarism in his country, Mr. Wafa said he never thought of abandoning the place altogether. If anything, he said, the depth of Afghanistan's need makes it a more compelling place to work.

"I love the country," he said. "I feel a deep sense of compassion for it. When you have a family member who is weak, you help them. That's where the need is, so that's where you must go."

Friday, August 10, 2007

24 Hours

Well its been slightly more than that since D left for home. I miss the guy and am sorely tempted to either fly him back on monday or fly to the uk tomorrow morning.

I am just spoilt. I like the attention, and we should be out tonight together at some hot new club being absolutely soppy. Instead, I am going to be alone and trying to download the bourne trilogy.

It sucks being in the big city alone.

Heads up on the business. Its been chaos in the stock markets and things are going relatively good, if not stressful. My side accounting thing is going well too. Now if I only had my fiance.

I AM LONELY and totally not afraid to be mocked. I am a big sap. I want someone to come with me to the hot tub and watch the ants below our penthouse.

Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeh .

Thursday, August 9, 2007

Cirque de Soleil [ I think]

The whole troupe moved into my building for their toronto tour. Very interesting bunch.

Today David goes home to the UK. I am hoping to join him on Monday once some stuff is out of my hair.

xxxxxx