Belle du Jour

What makes the perfect man? Me and my gf both have a view. Firstly, they can't be trusted and like the folks say, never rely on anybody but yourself.

So what is the perfect man ? Should he be rich ? Or poor and artistically inclined ?

My Requirements
1. Generous
He needs to understand I like shoes, and random presents every other day. I love lingerie, I love chocolates and EVERY girl loves flowers given at the right time, unexpectedly accurate. Besides those luxuries of which a girl can get accustomed to, he must be generous with his time. I want attention, and to be asked if I want a trip in town. I want to be treated like a princess, which is natural. I want to be taken out and definitely, I want to be seen where everyone else has IT, but not as much as I do.

2. Liberal
I will do what I want, when I want, and when I feel like it. I don't want to have to say who or where, what, when, how and hell knows what. Excuses are mortal. Consideration is not my strong point. If you think about it, its just two sides of a coin. One gives in and the other doesn't. Since it is not world politics or a management decision, the chance it flips to my side is inextricably unimportant. Meaning I might as well do whatever I please.

3. Glamorous
My man has to be a mix of sugar daddy and toy boy. He must be a Richard Gere, without the soppy puppy look. I'd like a man who can afford to give me so much money, that I have enough left over to buy him presents. He must have nice suits, an impeccable wine list, know what foie gras is, and possibly work in a posh law firm. Don't forget the condo, car, country club, career and charisma. I used to have a spa treatment every weekend, ate out 3 days of the night and got taken out everytime else. No sense breaking routine.

Thus I have come to a conclusion. As I tell my gf... Maybe he ought to be very hairy. And handsome, with a taste for travel and adventure, new food, dancing and culture. Or maybe he ought to be yours to begin with. Because currently, the perfect man does not exist. Trust me, I have looked.

That 10% that the perfect man ought to occupy in your life could be used for another hard night out with the girls, ending up at a cantonese stirfry, gloriously overdressed and indecently underdressed.

The definition of the perfect man is always fickle, always sappish and immature. Any female who wishes for one ought to be given one. You're better off making the money yourself, gf.